Player 1: “Hey, it’s my turn, I was just thinking about my move.”
Player 2: “No way, it’s been forever since I had a turn. I stood up, went pee, sat down, and you’re trying to take a second turn in a row.”
Player 1: “I swear, I haven’t even touched the pieces yet!”
Blue Piece: “You know what, Red? I’ll let you win this one. You haven’t had a victory in ages.”
Red Piece: “Aw, thanks, Blue. You’re too kind. I’ll make sure to return the favor next game.”
Blue Piece: “No worries, just trying to keep the peace.”